Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Journelle welcomes Eberjey Swimwear to their Lincoln Road Store with an Exclusive Event!
If you've been watching the Kardashian sisters on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, you definitely saw the stylish duo lingerie shopping at Journelle on Lincoln Road. Here's your chance to check out this ultra sexy hot spot and feel like a celebrity! In honor of this week's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, Journelle is hosting a special event on Saturday, July 17th, to celebrate the addition of Eberjey swimwear at their Lincoln Road store. Swing by for an exclusive preview of Eberjey's Fall & Winter Swim Collection and receive 20% off all current swim styles. Guests can enjoy hors d'oeuvres and refreshments (courtesy of Vision Vodka) while shopping for the perfect swimsuit. Arrive early because the first 50 to shop will receive a gift bag! The event will take place from 7 to 9 p.m. at Journelle on South Beach (1109 Lincoln Road between Alton and Lenox). Space is limited so reserve your spot by sending an email to rsvp@journelle.com. Enjoy the event and get ready for an amazing week of fashion and sazon!!!
Funny Car Names (humor)
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Garage Man’s Companion
HONDAHad One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
HYUNDAIHope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILEOld Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Virtually Worthless
"What is 710"
A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- Ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost
It and need a new one. It had always been there."
It and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
What the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!
What the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
There a 710 on this car?"
There a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.....
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
This Week: Nicole Miller Miami hosts an event to benefit The Florida Heart Research Institute
Sazoneros! In the spirit of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, I wanted to share this fashionable event for a great cause. On Thursday, July 15th, Nicole Miller Miami will host an exclusive evening to benefit The Florida Heart Research Institute. Come out to enjoy a night of fashion and philanthropy while relaxing to a live performance by top billboard jazz artist, Nicole Henry. The event's theme is Clients on the Runway: preview the latest Nicole Miller collection modeled by local women who are committed to the community and its charity organizations. Sassoon Salon will style the runway hair and M.A.C. Cosmetics will provide all of the glam for the night! There will be plenty of hors d'oeuvres and cocktails throughout the evening thanks to Bellini Italian Bistro. Best of all, a percentage of the evening’s proceeds will be donated to The Florida Heart Research Institute. To RSVP for this event, call 305-535-2200 or email nmmiami@nicolemiller.com. Nicole Miller Miami is located at 656 Collins Avenue in Miami Beach. Help make a difference and donate to find a cure for heart disease.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Meet Designer Trina Turk and Preview her new Swim & Spa Collection at the Bal Harbour Shops
Are you checking out Alessandra Ambrosio in her hot Trina Turk bandeau bikini on the right? That's what I thought! Here's your chance to attend a special meet-and-greet with renown designer Trina Turk. This exclusive shopping event will take place on Saturday, July 17, 2010 from 2 to 6 p.m. (meet Trina Turk at 4 p.m.). Guests will get an exclusive preview of her latest Swim & Spa Collection while enjoying peach and pineapple green tea cocktails. Attend the soirée at Trina Turk’s Bal Harbour Shops flagship store (9700 Collins Avenue, SP# E267) and meet the designer who's sophisticated fabrics and signature prints have earned her the title of "Mercedes Benz Presents." To RSVP for this exciting opportunity, kindly email trinaturkbalharbour@taraink.com. Come see Trina's unique style and innovative designs on Saturday! During the event, consumers will receive a complimentary raffia clutch purse – retail value of $195 – with purchases over $300. Visit http://www.trinaturk.com/ to familiarize yourself with Trina Turk and perhaps indulge in a new bikini.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
"Smudge-Proof Your Make Up" Party at Sephora
It's official...Miami will be hosting the hottest fashion events next week and MBS will be bringing them your way! Mark your calendars: MAKE UP FOR EVER, the official make up sponsor for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, will be hosting a “Smudge-Proof Your Make Up” party on Saturday, July 17th. Anyone attending that evening’s shows or parties, as well as the general public, can stop by to have their make up done before going out for the evening…compliments of MAKE UP FOR EVER. Swing by Sephora South Beach (721 Collins Avenue) from 4-7 p.m. for your very own FREE make up application. You don't have to RSVP for this event. Simply face the fact that in Miami's hot and humid climate, you need make up that lasts all night! MAKE UP FOR EVER will be highlighting their new Aqua Cream, a collection of 21 multi-use cream colors for the eyes, lips or cheeks that are 100% waterproof, sweat-proof, melt-proof and crease-proof. Aqua Cream is being used on the models backstage at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim to ensure their make up stays smudge-proof under the hot runway lights and humid evening air. Feel like a supermodel and look like a star! Enjoy the event and tell your girlfriends! xo
Monday, July 5, 2010
Here's an Exclusive Shopping Event for Men!
I finally found an awesome event for my male readers (photo above: GQ Mexico)! .a different fur, a premier men’s clothing line, is hosting an exclusive shopping event with a designer meet-and-greet, STARK 2010 collection presentation and cocktail reception. The event will take place in Miami Beach at 1111 Lincoln Road (7th Floor) from 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. on Wednesday, July 14th. Since 2007, .a different fur has encouraged individualism through a unique vision of fashion-forward menswear by incorporating ultramodern designs into everyday basics. Today, the Peruvian based brand founded by Alex Garcia and Nicole Bolivar, appeals to men all over the world. Take a sneak peak at the duo's new collection by visiting www.adifferentfur.com. To RSVP for this event, email adifferentfur@taraink.com. Bring your friends and enjoy!
Friday, July 2, 2010
In July, Designers flock to Miami for the 6th Annual Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim
Miami is where international designers arrive to debut their sizzling 2011 swimwear collections during the sixth annual Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week presented by IMG. This five day SWIM event will provide you with plenty of runways, gorgeous models and refreshing cocktails! The event kicks-off at The Raleigh Hotel to showcase the best of the best in swimwear from around the world. The shows run from July 15th through 19th at various locations around South Beach (pictured on the left: 2009 Ed Hardy Swimwear Model, Getty Images). This season will welcome 13 new designers to the roster of internationally recognized swimwear brands. Get ready for the most elite swimwear event in the country and don't be alarmed if you notice an influx of models walking around the beach. It's summer time in Miami and it's about time we turn up the HEAT! For a complete line-up of parties and shows, visit the event's official website. All events are by "invitation only." Here's an amazing video produced by Plum TV from last year's event. My favorite New York City Housewife, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, gives you the inside scoop on all of the designers and backstage action!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Must Eat Every 15 Minutes To Stay Alive
Twenty one year old Lizzie Velasquez from Austin, Texas is five foot two inches and weighs only 60 pounds, but she is not anorexic. In fact, she must eat at least every 15 minutes, a total of 5000 to 8000 calories each day, in order to stay alive and healthy.
Lizzie has an unknown medical condition which prevents her from being able to gain weight or store fat on her body. She wears a size triple zero clothes and weighs herself constantly. “I weigh myself regularly and if I gain even one pound I get really excited,” she stated. “I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic.” ”
If she does not eat every 15 minutes at least, she cannot keep her energy up. She was born weighing only 2 pounds and 10 ounces with hardly any amniotic fluid protecting her in her mother’s womb. Doctors are baffled how she even survived, according to her mother. They told us they had no idea how she could have survived. They kept on trying to figure out what was wrong with her but we treated her like any other child,” her mother, a church secretary added.
The doctors are not sure exactly what has caused Lizzie to have this rare condition, nor has she been diagnosed with any known illness. Her mother has documented her health throughout her life and is writing a book which is due out in September. Her doctors state, “Lizzie is lucky to have healthy teeth, organs and bones so the outlook is good. We will continue to study her case and learn from her.”
Lizzie has an unknown medical condition which prevents her from being able to gain weight or store fat on her body. She wears a size triple zero clothes and weighs herself constantly. “I weigh myself regularly and if I gain even one pound I get really excited,” she stated. “I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic.” ”
If she does not eat every 15 minutes at least, she cannot keep her energy up. She was born weighing only 2 pounds and 10 ounces with hardly any amniotic fluid protecting her in her mother’s womb. Doctors are baffled how she even survived, according to her mother. They told us they had no idea how she could have survived. They kept on trying to figure out what was wrong with her but we treated her like any other child,” her mother, a church secretary added.
The doctors are not sure exactly what has caused Lizzie to have this rare condition, nor has she been diagnosed with any known illness. Her mother has documented her health throughout her life and is writing a book which is due out in September. Her doctors state, “Lizzie is lucky to have healthy teeth, organs and bones so the outlook is good. We will continue to study her case and learn from her.”
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The spirit of the fans FifaWorld 2010
Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the fans of women go all out to show their team spirit.
Not only give encouragement to their team but will give its own color splendor World Cup 2010
Check out some photos that might make you add the spirit of supporting your team.
Not only give encouragement to their team but will give its own color splendor World Cup 2010
Check out some photos that might make you add the spirit of supporting your team.
Celebrities That Became Overweight
I remember the majority of these celebs when they were young and fit. Now the years have gone by and they are not what they were anymore… Well, time changes us all, some of us in a better way, some of us not in a not very flattering way…
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
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